Friday, January 30, 2009

Dunder Mifflin, Inc. Scranton Newsletter - Vol. 11 #1

by Michael Scott
It's a new year and I RESOLVE to make it the best year ever. How do I plan to top last year (a year in which I finally made the Taco Bandido Big Bad Burrito Wall of Fame and the manager said, "I can't believe you ate the whole thing!" and I said, "That's what she said!" and then he spit soda out of his nose)? Well, it's not going to be easy, but my New Year's Resolutions should come in handy:
Grow another inch or two.
Finally finish my "Best of SNL - The Jim Breuer Years" video and master my Goat Boy impression.
Get down to my target weight (what I weighed in 7th grade… I was short and chubby then) AND stay there!
Be a great father and husband (which hopefully will involve getting married and having children).

1 comment:

Mom of Three said...

You read my mind!

I'm posting from this too!